Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I'd like someplace to sit down, someplace to rest a bit.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you're sure to do that, if you only walk long enough.
>>1 Hour Later<<
Alice: You again? Have I been walking in circles this whole time?
Cheshire Cat: Yes.
Alice: Why, you sassy cat, I ought to skin you...
Cheshire Cat: They say it isn't wise to kill the messenger...
Alice: Some message! You told me I'd find someplace to rest!
Cheshire Cat: Eventually, you will.
Alice: What kind of message is that?
Cheshire Cat: One that can be headed or ignored.
Alice: I just want someplace to sit down! Maybe a Caribou or a Starbucks...
Cheshire Cat: In Wonderland?
Alice: Oh yes, a talking cat is fine, but heaven forbid there be a Starbucks!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not even sure I know what that is.
Alice: Well how about a locker? Someplace I can put my bags for a bit so no odd creature comes and steals them.
Cheshire Cat: Now that you might find.
Alice: A locker or an odd creature?
Cheshire Cat: What do you think?
Alice: Oh, you're no help at all.
Cheshire Cat: Wonderland is full of fantastic places to hide things. One might hide all sorts of treasures...
Alice: Then where can I find a good hiding place? Which direction should I walk?
Cheshire Cat: It doesn't really matter where, if you only walk long enough.
Alice: I do wonder why I even talk to you at all...